Two besties. One brand. Zero permission.
Officially unlicensed merchandise for the most inseparable duo in Europe. Now 20% off, because Angie is 20.
OFFICIAL**not official
The Birthday Drop
Limited edition. Modelled by the store owner, who was not paid and was not asked. Every item ships in a pack of two, because these two cannot be shipped separately.
The Archive
Primary sources documenting the partnership. Every photo below is a potential future product.
Дупе и гащи.
In Bulgaria, two people who are never seen apart are called дупе и гащи. The butt and its underpants. It is the highest honour Balkan friendship can give, and it is not up for debate which of them is which.
Angie and Eva have been operating under this business model for years. They graduated on the same day in suspiciously coordinated white. They went to Madrid and shared one umbrella between two people and a poncho. They have been photographed pouting at a rate scientists describe as "concerning".
This store exists so the public can finally own a piece of it. Neither founder was consulted. Both are, legally speaking, the product.
The Eras
Listed in no particular order. The founders dispute the chronology.
FAQ
Can I buy just Angie or just Eva?
No. They are sold as a set. Attempts to separate them have voided every warranty we never offered.
Which one is the дупе and which one is the гащи?
Our legal team has advised us not to answer this question.
Why does Eva not get a discount?
It is not her birthday. She can have one on hers. Probably.
Is Bambi named after the deer?
Bambi is a poodle. Our lawyers have asked us to stop discussing the deer.
When will my order ship?
Never. Returns are accepted emotionally.
Who runs this store?
A fan. Unaffiliated, unpaid, and slightly concerned about how many photos of Bambi he was sent. He also models all the merch. Nobody asked him to.